What a turn on !
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.– The “shortest horror story ever written”, attributed to Frederic Brown (via ontheborderland)
This is all I've eaten in the past week:
Chicken Tenders, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and Diet Coke.
See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I’m thinking; How...– (via shitmydadsays)